Media/Fandom: Thing of the Day – Uterus

This is the funniest thing I have ever read ever in my whole life. Go! Read it!

If you were not convinced by that, here is just one sample of the awesomeness:

You see, uterus, you are attached to my other organs and when you thrash around in anger, they become quite upset. Your little hissy fits prevent me from doing anything that cannot be accomplished while in the fetal position.

And another, because I can’t help myself:

Be nice to the other organs. They are more important than you. In fact, I could live without you completely if I so desired, so stop acting so godd*mn important. You are a floppy pouch of extremely stretchy skin – big f**king deal. Get over yourself.

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